He's Definitely 3

Yesterday morning, I woke up at 7:30AM and came downstairs to a darkened kitchen. I planned to grab 15 minutes of peace before Ethan woke up.

Here is what I saw.

This is Ethan calmly sitting at the table sans pajamas and diaper (he sleeps in a diaper). He changed himself into underpants came downstairs, scaled the pantry shelves, and helped himself to the monster bag of Doritos. He claimed to have gotten 'stuck' trying to put on his shirt and shorts.

I took a picture because I foresee showing this in lieu of the "naked baby in the bathtub" photo to future girlfriends.